Minnale padathulaa... Madhavan... solra dialouge la ithuvum onnu... "I love Chicken" apdinu solli saptutu.... restroom poyi vaanthi eduthutu.. varuvan... aaaaahnn.. ippo gyabakam varuthaa...
Okyeee.. coming to the main matter... of this post.. I knew I had some food problems before... etho othukalla.. but athu ennanu theriyala... so I went for allergy test......
If you know what an allergy test is all about.. this post may not be interestign... else proceed...
now the doctor gives me a slip saying that i need to get tested for allergies... oru vayasana.. attender.. vanthar.. en koooda vaanganu kootitu ponar...
he took me into a room which had a name board 'LAB?' ulla poyi oru topaz? blade eduthaar....
aiyooo avlo thaan nammala bali poda poranganu nenaichen... he asked me to fold the cuffs of my shirt till the elbow.. ore suspense... then he inserted the blade into a shaving set....daii... enna panna pora..... :-( apdinu yosikrathukulla... rendu kaiyillayum... athuku englishla enna solluvaango... triceps... che.. athu illa.. seri etho onnu.. athula shave pannra mathiri vechi valichiitaan... :( keetaa.. allergy test pannanum... so it has be clean... seri tholayuthu m*****a pochu.. nu .. I entered the next rooom... ange marupudiyum athe doctor.. oru kalla petti mathiri.. oru box vechikityu ukaarnthu irunthaago...
that box had lot of coloruful... small small bottles... red color.. orange color.. green colour.. brown color... and so on... then .. she asked me to keep my both hands on the table so that in the inner arm faces top... rendu handslaiyum.. she started drawing small small lines.....
aiyy.. enna pannareengo... ??? She drew two lines in each hand with 12 cross sections in each of them.. so totally 48 marks were made totally 24 in each hand...
now she started opening the color bottles one by one... and made a drop of them in each cross mark made... till this moment.. i was not aware that i am baliyaadu... (scape goat) now the most intresting thing happened.... generally when you go for an allergy test... the doctor used to give you some injections for all the components that are tested on your body... so I asked the doctor.. happily... appo injection ellam ethuvum poda maaatengalaaaa :D
She replied by just showing her hand like a traffic constable... and then took a blade like injection from the sealed pack :(... for each and every cross mark on hand .. i was pricked by the injection... hahahahahaaaa... silar siripaar.. silar aluvaaar.. naaan sirithu konde alukindren....
Finally the results came
.... i have one sad news to share it with you alll.. :-( I have been declared as ALLERGIC ? to chicken... the test results show +++ for me... after I had this test done... apdiye sogamaa I came out of the clinic... still couldnt believe the results... :....(
I used to eat chicken.. sleep chicken... drink chicken.. mathiri... apdi oru chicken paiyithiyam... Chicken was my favourite dish... and now doctor has advised me not to eat chicken anymore... :P
Entho kozhi vitaa saabamo...
but doctor.. this is a problem.. and you are advising not to get into problem and you have not suggested any solution.......
Doc replies - you can eat mutton.. fish.. and other sea food.. whats the big deal...
Nandoo - (&^_(*&&*(&)(*)*_)()_(()**^%^%(^%$) thanks :(
6 comments:
haha nasama pochu! Pozhachudhu chiken ellam :P
May be i can give u a suggestion. Chicken dhane allergy? Pesama muzhusa egg saptutu oru konjam naal wait panunga :P Adu vayathukula chickena maariduchundra nenapoda sandhoshama iruknga :P - I know that was a very bad mokkai.. irundalum :D
Hee hee...But being a veggie I still don't know what's the big deal!!! :)
kris - ennoda.. soga matter ungaluku jokeaa pochaa...
i have stopped eating chicken now... etho rehabilitation mathiri irukku...
curious - unless u eat chicken like me... u'll never understand..it .. :P
oh boy, allergic to chicken? tsk tsk. anyway, thanks for dropping by my blog. Happy holidays to you too!
Chickens gain becomes Fish's loss :-)
its okay.. idukan varugal naguga ;)
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