Who am I?

I was attending a workshop where i had to meet many new peoples.. and when I met Mr.Curious .... my introduction turned out to be all the more funny..... and no body could stop laughing after hearing this introduction... and it became all the more famous.. when some one near me knows this funny incident.. they all start it repeating from the begining.... but after hearing it twice... i dont see anything. funny... then i realised...

Dei .. enna vechi comedy keemedy pannalayeee...
Okyee here is the jist of conversation we had...

By the way... I need to introduce you about Mr. Curious before i tell this...
he is the so called... ambitious.. adrenaline... blaa blaa manager of a famous... god knows what rated level 5 company... and he tries to speak or understand or interpret before you finish your statement..... here you gooo

Mr.Curious: Hi I am Mr. Curious.. from XYZ company
Nandoo: Hi I am Nandoo... working for a Clinical Research company

Mr.Curious (aka) Cury: Oh.... you are doctor... ????
Nandoo (aka) Ndoo: :D My mom would be happy to hear that... but unfortunately I am an Engineer

Cury: I see.. so you are a software engineer
Ndoo: Hee hee no am an Electronics Engineer

Cury: hmmmm so what you do.. creating applications....or coding..????
Ndooo: :D no I manage people...

Cury: so you are an electronics engineer working in a software division of a clinical research company and you actually manage a team there....
Ndoo: Thats right... :P

It was all the time I gave him an anti-climax for him.... and we were so serious in our discussion.... and by this time all the people .. surrounding us started to laugh at our conversation... I think Mr.Curious has already got a lot of bulb and finally he came to me ... and I gave him the biggest ^BULB^

paavam.. rendu nimisham .. pesine ennake ivalo kastama irukke... ivan kitte velai paakravanoda nelamaiya nenaichaa thaan ennaku innum paavama irukku

Uyirvarin "U"kkural mey vittodum

Caution: Ithu tamizh theriyaathavangaluku konjam kastamana post...

Tamil Nannoool athikaarathula vara punarchi vithi thaan intha... uyir varin ukkural mey vittodum... Xth Tamil grammar book la intha mathiri nerya matter padichi iruppom.. padichi irukkanum... :D

Ok ithu naaaan ethanaiyo varushathuku munnadi... examkukaaga vilunthu vilunthu padicha oru punarchi vidhi.... ithanala.. ippo ennaku enna payan ???

Ethuku intha mathiri thevai illama nerya matter namma padikirom...

college la kooda resistance colour coding nu onnu padichien... aaana innaiku en kooda padicha evanum... antha colour coding use panraanaa???? ellam VC++ code eluthi... IC la work panraa... Naan Outlook/Excel/Wordnu vela paarthutu irukken... :D

Colour coding kooda oru vithathula othukulaam... matha nerya.. thevai illatha matter... for example the title of this post.. evalo vishayatha... namma school/college la padikrom...

"I was born intelligent but Education Ruined me" apdinu oruthaan T-shirt potutu poran.. athula entha thappu ille....

Nammala ethini peruku.. swimming theriyum??? ethini peruku vevayasaam (agriculture) pathi theriyum.. agriculture na odane... sirikaakoodathu... kottikrathuku saapadu venumla... Yaara paarthalum... Engineering... Software... itha vutta olagathula vera padippe illa... Tamilar thirunaal pongal... mayiru mattai nu vaay kiliya pesitu... athoda.. ellathaiyum maranthutu.. itho enna mathiri vanthu officela ukkarnthutu.. key boardla.. Tamizh punarchi vidhiya... tamilla kooda translate panrathuku somberithana pattutu englishla type panrom....

Ok... I think am deviating.. from what i actually wanted to write here...
Enoda kovam ennana.... Padika ...... padika vendiyavai... therinthu kolla vendiyavai nu paartha evalo vishayam ... irukku atha vitutu... thevai illamma.... pasangaloda energyaaa ellathalaiyum pottu waste pannitu irukkom.. ithuku pathila...

Nandoo's sollara mathiri oru curriculam kondu varanum.. appo thaan pasanga urupuduvaanga...

Nandoo's curriculum for Primary School

- Daily P.T period.. athuvum.. no cricket..
Goli/Gilli/Pambaram/Kathadi and other games like this.. refer to Veyilodu velayadi song from Veyil

- Drama/Dance/Singing Session.. daily... ithula.. we should teach.. tamil.. english..hindi.. and other languages... i would prefer there should be a fourth language too... Kids should learn as many languages in their early days to read/write and speak

- Cycle riding/Traffic rules/cycle repair basics...

- swimming

- basic garderning... flowers... vegetables.. and stuffs like this...

- I hate to add this :D but enna panrathu... mathematics... only basics..and strong basics..like addition.. subraction. multiplication.. division.. measurement.. and so on

- Yoga & Moral values... especially.. responsibility.. co-operation.. self esteem... creativity.. all the above mentioed topics should induce this techniques...

- Space science... (apdina ennanu keka koodathu )

Nandoo's curriculum for Higher secondary School

Pasangaluku inge thaan problem start aaguthu... this stage is very essential... because ippo thaan nalla irukrathu ellam tharuthalaya maarum...

But still.. P.T period.. must

Helath education/Self Hygiene... (sorry spelling mistake iruntha :P)

Human Anatomy & First aid on all common ailments & Ayurveda

Horticulture & Agriculture (This will take care of Botany & Zoology)

Electrical & Electronics (basics.. fan/light/tv/radio) how to repair :D

Swimming & Yoga continued from Primary

One Martial Arts/Musical instrument - Optional

Basic Automobiles ( Cycle lenthu promotion Car/bike repair)

Basic Masonry & Construction

Basic Sewing & stiching


Coming back to the bad topic.. Mathematics... hmmm i have no idea on this.. but hate this a2 + b2... athuku pathilla ellam applied mathematics.. veikalam.. liek insurance.. share/stocks.... because ippo ellam mathematics formulavukum software iruku...simulink,matlab..pspice..SAS and so on..

athanala intha L.H.S = R.H.S hence proved kandraviye irukka koodathu... :D

Please note Atleast 10th varaikum... the kids should not be exposed to computers...
they should see the world... touch.. feel... and learn by all senses.... by making them sit right infront of the computer in the early days.. generates only more and more stressed out... cardiac and diabetic patients for india and nothing else..

and no grouping of students till 12th... ellame compulsory ... and no ranking of kids... only individual grades.. and no comparison .... if the student doesnt score only teacher fails and not the student... if many student fail in the exam then the teacher should be expelled from the school and not the student... :D

Ok.. Ok.. neenga ellam enna solla vareenganu ennaku puriyuthu..

Maria Montessori ku munnadi naan poranthu irunthu irukanum... but slight a miss ayidichu... ivalo pesreengale..

I will ask you one simple question...
Who invented Telephone?
Alexandar Graham Bell :D
simple

This is what our education has been teaching so far...

Now comes the second question...
Who invented Idli?

We had paddy fields... we had water.. and we had fire... how did concept of Idli evolve??? how it striked to grind rice and mix with water to make paste and bake it in steam ??? how all this evolved... who invented this??

Think everytime when you eat idli next time :P who invented idli ??? if you ask me.. even i am researching on this....






Next post.. Nandoo's research on Idli :D

Varta

Rules guys wish girls knew

This article was published on "The Hindu" last saturday... and after reading that I wish .. it could be published in my post too :D


* If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.

* Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

* Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

* Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

* Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really, you have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

* Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us beforehand.

* Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

* You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done — not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.

* We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say `nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle!