Rules guys wish girls knew

This article was published on "The Hindu" last saturday... and after reading that I wish .. it could be published in my post too :D


* If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.

* Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

* Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

* Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

* Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really, you have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

* Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us beforehand.

* Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

* You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done — not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.

* We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say `nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle!