Namma Oooru Rockkkku is Kuthu

Ennayaa oorellam rock music concert... rock music pathi padam edukaraanga... aana local namma ooorlaye rock musica vida superaa oru music irukku atha yaarume kandukrathilla....

Ithanaala nandoo comes with a detailed report on Namma ooru rock musiccccku.... that is nothing but kuthu


Few points to let you know how Kuthu Music is superior than Rock/Rap/Hip hop Music (Dedicated to my pondaati :P)

Kuthu is a form of Music and Dance
Rock is just music no specialised form of Dance exists for Rock Music..

Kuthu is played during the death ceremony of a person...it becomes a part of life
Rock Music - hmmm no comments... sethathuku aprom guitaar vasichaa avanga oorula serupaala thaa adipaangaa

Kuthu doesnt need a special instrument to play... you can play in your classroom bench, bus footboard, tiffen box.... and its totally informal...you also dont need any formal training for playing or dancing for kuthu paatu....
Rock Music - You need to learn guitar... athulaye acoustic aprom electric... ada poongaayaa

Kuthu has five formal forms like bigil kuthu, thigil kuthu, sorugu kuthu, saavu kuthu, tiger kuthu and many unkwown versions (may be i should add them to wikipedia) like Mel kuthu, Side Kuthu, Slow kuthu,gongka makka kuthu, goyyaalaa kuthu :D

Rock Music has just got soft rock and hard rock... tppprrrrrrrrrrrrr

Here are some interesting chartbusters which has subtly used Kuthu Music
Naaka Mooka (Song of the year 2008)
Kathala Kannalaa (Film Anjaathey)
Kaathadiukkithu kaathadikkithu (Ever green Kuthu + Gaana song)
naanga pudhusaa kattikitta jodi thaanunga (damukkadippaan diyaalo damukkadippaan aayaalo) kuruvi kodanja koyyaa pazham kondu vanthu tharavaa
podhuvaaga emmanasu thangam

Now its time for you to leave comment on your favourite kuthu music

Solitude

Do you know where this place is located???

Etho some village - Illaya

Kandippa foriegn mathiri illa - but namma oorula ipdi bench ella poda maataangalae - theriyala

antha oru palaya veedu paatha etho gramam mathiri thaan irukku - theriyalanga...

ada ithu madrasaaa... muttukaadaa... ange enge ipdi irukku????

Irukku pa iruku... muttukadula apdiye konja ulla vantha you can spot this buckingam canal... 1968 la katinathu... and very nice place for (eating, roasting) groudnuts (Englishla Kadalainu) solluvaanga... :P

Annaiku etho climate soopera irunthuchu... illati X-(

Teamwork

Team work romba mukkiyam... namma ella oru teamaa work pannanum... ipdi ella scene potutu irukara ethini pera paathi iruppom... itho oru example of team work.... it requires a niche skill and lot of unspoken co-ordination between these two auto drivers to drive like this....

Nandoo interview with Auto Driver (a.k.a team player :P)

Matter romba simpleunga... munnadi pora auto repair... pinnadi thalikinu pora auto soka irukku... epdi rendu perum sernthu odatha autova ottikinu poraanga... avalo thaan... itha poyi team work... team illatha workunu sonna epdi... velai nadakanum avalo thaan... tinkering uttu vandi ready panna thaan... naal vadakai katti savari panna mudiyum....

P.S: This photo was taken while I was driving my swift behind this auto rally

Disclaimer/Caution : Do not take photos while driving

"Kuss"elan

Been a very long time since I posted anything really funny...... This post is not intended to hurt thalaivar... but somehow the movie name sounds cranky and relates to something that everybody will laugh at.

Ok Intha padathuku Kuselan nu peru vechathanulaa.... Intha padathoda punch :P dialouge ella konja epdi irukkunu paaaapomaa.....

"Kuss"elan... the gubb..the durrrr...the pussssss

Naan oru thadava sonna noooru thadava sonna Mathiri

Naan oru thadava utta noooru thadava utta mathiri

Naan eppa varuven, eppadi varuvennu yarukkum theriyadhu, aana varavendiya neratthil correct-aga varuven -

Naan eppa uduven eppadi uduvennu yarukkum theriyathu aana durr udavendiya nerathulla correcta uduven ...
Andavan solran. Arunachalam seiran -

Aandavan solran arunachalam udraaan.....
Adikamaa aasa padura aanum adhikamaa koba padura ponnum vazhntha sarithirame kedayththu -

Adikama mocha kotta sapdra aanum...athikama poondu kolambu saapdra ponnum... durr vidama irunthathaa sarithrame kedayathu
Naan leytta vanthalum leyttestta than varuvaan -

Naan late-a vittalum latest-a viduven
Lagalagalagalagalagalaga -

drrrdrrrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Panni than daa koottama varum; Singam single aa than varum -

Panni thaan da kootama vidum, singam single-a thaan vidum!

Summa adhiruthulla - Summa naaruthulla!

Odane... yepdi nee thalaivara pathi ipdi eluthalaaamnu porkodi elupa koodathu... the intention is to write something funny and make you laugh... so if you have laughed.... then just be happy

Varta...

Chennai Super kings Vs Delhi Dare Devils

Naangalum cricket paaka porom pervazhinu pona velli kelamai kelmabi MAC Stadium ku poyi oru veena pona matcha paarthom... naanga ponathunaala chennai team thothu pochu ore podaa potutaanga...

Evening 5 o clock ellam poyi first rowla edam pudichi ukkanthutom... appadaa... enna oru view...

TV la naanum vara maatenaa.. nu oruthar...antha kaalathu raja vesham ella pottukuni vanthar... thoppaila dhoni nu oru sticker vera...

Warmup preparation before the match... appolenthe Delhi team sincere a prepare pannanga... chennai team oru meppula thaan ulla vanthanga...

Some mokkai shared before the match...

Nandoo - Yendi ..avnaga six adikra ball... en mela ulunthu kannadi odanjidichinaa enna panrathu

Ammu - Aiyaiyo... aamala.. appo seri ball vanthuchuna.. kanna mooodiko.. :D hehehe

Nandoo - (seeni seeing the delhi team using his binocular) avanga enna pesrangandratha ithula kettu namma chennai teamku sollidalam...

Seeni - ????? hmmm aaama sollidalam.. nalla ideaa!!!!!

Nandoo - Itho paaru.. avan drums sivamani naa... naa peepee nithiyanandhan...

Ammu - initial title seriyillayee... :P

Joginder oru overla ekkachekkama runs a vuttut boundary pakkam vanthaodane... ingerunthu oru punniyavaan bottle neraya thaaniya thooki adichitiaar... (paavam iceman bayanthu poyi munnaid ninukunaar)

ipdiyaaga oru veena pona matchaa paathathu thaan mitchaam... but first half of the match semma jolli... ore enthu... ore thrill .. but poga poga... oru viruvirpe illama pochu...

Nandoo in Interview

Ok makkale... here are some tips for you on how to answer the toughhhhhhhest interview questions...

atleast questions use aagtiyum answers use aagaum...kavanama padinga...seriya..
start pannalama polam right :D



Q: Tell me about yourself.
A: En peru Nandoo naan konjam gundu...mathsla romba mandu...schooling la chennaila pannen..ore marwaadi figurungo..aprom college erodela...aana anga romba sight adikrathula kavanam seluthula..aprom madras bangalore bombay nu company kaasula ooru suthitu mokka pottutu... ippo time pass pannalamnu unga opeesuku vanthukiren



Q: Where do you see yourself five years from now?
A: Enna Kodumai saravanan ithu.... onnu solren nalla ketuko..naa poranthu chennaila..valarnthathu chennaila... anju varusham aanalum seri pathu varusham aanalum seri.. chennaila thaan iruppen...



Q: Describe a major goal you've set for yourself recently.
A: major goaal..hmmmm nice question ... meeting illati interview porathuku munnadi uchaa poyitu varanum ...athratha adakalam aanaa muuu



Q: Now that you've had a chance to learn more about us, what would you change about our company?
A: mothala unna maathanum.. aprom antha mokka receptionista thookitu oru nalla figureaa paarthu podanum :D



Q: What are your strengths?
A: Strength...yaara paarthu enna kelvi kettutaa... varriya arm wrestling pottu paakalam



Q: We all have weaknesses. What are some of your major weaknesses?
A: Weakness??? unnaku weakness irunthaa neurobion injection pottuko.. athuku enn enna kekraa??? seri kettu tholaichitaa.. athanala solren... figurungo vanthu ethachum help kettaa.. illanu solla maatten... heheheh (pondaati kandukaatha)



Q: What type of decisions do you have difficulty making?
A: Oru thadava velu military hotel poyirunthe sir... apppo Mutton kola urundai order pannalama... illa mutton sukka order panrathaanu..ore confusion... anjappar ponnapuvum ipdi thaan... nethili fry solratha..illa vanjaram fry solrathanu ore conbusion..neenga solungaa... enna order pannalam??



Q: What are the major reasons for your success?
A: hehehe boost is the seceret of my energy :D



Q: What is your biggest failure?
A: bike ottum pothu.. two times police maama kitte maatikitten otherwise micha ella time um escape aayiduve... that is my biggest failure



Q: How do you spend your free time?
A: Enna sir..vivek kitte kekra mathiri en kitte kekureengo... ennakum vivekukum onnum periya difference illa.. naanum free timela freeya iruppen... only lungi nothing else :P



Q: What motivates you to do this kind of work?
A: Vara valilaa..moonu figure paarthen..summa solla koodathu..company CMM Level 5 thaan ;) that motivates me a lot



Q: Why should I hire you?
A: naaanaa.. vanthen..nee thaan opening irukkunu consultant moolama enna kooptaa... kooptu ipdi kelvi kekrathu periya manusanuku alagu illa...



Q: Tell me about a situation that frustrated you at work.
A: saptu mudichathuku aprom nalla thookam varum...anaa thoonga mudiyaathu... that is my biggest frustration at work...unnamaiya sollunga ungaluku athe problem thaane...



Q: Why weren't your grades better?
A: inge ukkanthu kelvi kekrathu romba easy... exam hallala.. supervisoruku theriyamaa ukaanthu bit adichi pass panni paaru... appo puriyum ennoda kastam ella..



Q: Why are you looking for a new job?
A: palaya company manager ipdi thaan unna mathiri nerya kelvi kettaanu.. mookula kuthiten... tho ipdi thaan >>>>BANG<<<< color="#66cccc">


Q: What is your current salary and expected salary?
A: ponnunga kitte vayasa pathi kekakoodaathu..pasanga kitte sambalatha pathi kekakoodathu... engendhuyaa pudichaanga unna..neeyella poyi interivew panra... seri un samblatha vida oru 10% kooda pottuko... epdiyum enna velaiku eduthutu nee OB adika poraa... aprom unnaku ennathuku samabalam...



Q: Do you have any questions for us?
A: hmmmm ivalo neram pesinneengalae..oru kaapi kodukanumnu thonuchaa..kanja pasangala... unnga companyla ennaku vela vendaam

Mute

What if there is no mute button in the nortel phones????

no no... what if they dont work??

:D yes... there is lot of discussions happening during a teleconference.. which the local parties here do not want to reveal to the other end .... especially those teleconferences with client....
alright... here is a sample conversation between the offshore team and a client... and what if the mute button doesnt work... we happened to hear all the conversation between both the parties

Here you go :-)

Offshore (a) O : Hi Kathy... how are you doing today???

client (a) C: Oh hi balaji...(baelaegy) i am good... good... thanks... ...sorry i am bit late today to office...

O with mute: aaaman di... ara mani neram lateaa vanthutu.. bit late..

O without mute: NO problem kathy....i have got some good updates for you today on the milestone deilvery...

C with mute: oh no..i dont want to review that sht...

C without mute: that wonderful ... baelaegy... you are star.... you guys rock!!!

O with mute: hmmm ithuku onnum korachail illa...

O without mute: but there is a small dependency issue here...

C with mute: what the f!!!

C without mute: well whats that??

O with mute: mayiru........ therinju mattum nee enna panna pora....

O without mute: its gotto do with the connection properties.. and our guys are looking into ths... i think... it should be sorted within this week...

C with mute: smart f!!$$##

C without mute: (puzzled) then what is status of the delivery... are we then delayed by a week??? is that good news for me :-)

O with mute: aiyaiyo olariteno ..kandpudichitaalaae...

O without mute: did i say 1 week... no ..no.. i take it back.... its must be resolved in 3 business days.. and i guess by next monday... you should have something for review....

O with mute: marupudiyum olariten...nasama pochu..

C with mute: is he crazy.. whatever i dont have anything to do till next week....

C without mute: thats fine... we are helpless coz of the dependency issue... please make sure the team understands the business impact of the slippage in the delivery..

O with mute: yenna di perusa sound vidra.. ella engaluku theriyum

O without mute: i truly understand your concern kathy... i am trying to deliver the best....

O with mute: machaa meeting mudijidichu... iru kelambalaa..

C with mute: aaah...atlast... these a$$holes have screwed up again..

C without mute: i appreciate it... keep me posted on the status once you have the go no go... from those connectivity issue... take care....see ya...

O with mute: olinju po

O without mute: you have a great day kathy...

C with mute: oh.. shit how did i forget this..

C without mute: sorry to hold you back baelaegy... how did you fix the requirement module 434...did the patch work.... was that tested.... i missed to get an update on that...

O without mute: oh..that module 434...

O with mute: yentha module....

O without mute: ya ...ya... i too somehow missed that in the conversation...yes the patch was fabulous..it was a miracle....the testing..went smooth.... and will be posting the requirements tracebailty in the next update... is that fine with you...

C with mute: what the f!!! alright...let him go.. i dont wanna make him cry...

C without mute: thats great...alright you have a good evening then.. bye .

O with mute: ithudan indraya seiythigal...mudivadaikindrana....nandri vanakam

O without mute: bye....

hangs phone both sides

:D

P.S: Hey stop.. I know what you are thinking.... I am not such a dumbass.. this is not the way i do my weekly teleconference.. alright... I still use worse bad words than what is written over the top ......neraya matter censor panniten :D

Helmet

Intha govermentku vera velaya kedayathaa...

Innailenthu helmet compulsoryaam... even kettan ithella.. oorula nallathu pannavendiyathu evalo irukku atha vitutu...

There are lot of disadvantages because of this compulsion... See let me list one by one

1. Guys may not be able to see the figure face who are riding scooty,tooty...
2. The concept of full speed bike romance is doomed if both guy & gal wears helmet :(
3. One person may not be able get a lift on the way to office or home. He/She has to carry a helment if they need a lift
4. Vayasana paati/thaatha paavam very difficult to wear helmet and sit at the back (see i am not only concerned about figures)
5. Aiyoo the main part, aunties dont look good with Saree and Helmet... chaa :(
6. Going triples is not possible because heads will collide if all 3 wear helmet and sit so close together

Other proven medical disadvantages
1. Thala kanam pudichavangaloda thala kanam innum eridum :D
2. Sotta thala will become more sotta thala, every time they wear and remove micham irukura moonu masurum pichikum
3. Neck pain will be caused (that neck/spine joint bone) if the helmet is heavy and the road is full of bumps.. (this atleast is true)


Innovations required

People wearing glasses should be easily wear helmet without removing glass, probably the wizer mirror should be available with various eye power so no need to wear glass

There should be a wiper in the wizer so that people dont have to manually wipe the wizer in case of rain

Helmets should have inbuilt headphones and a provision for connectiving the stereo RC jack, so that one doesnt have to wear head phones and then wear helmet (Caution: Do not listen to music when driving)

hmmm will update this post as and when people report more problems

Thinking :-?

Oru ponnu oru paiyana pudichi irunthum love pannati enna karanam???

Kitte irunthu kasta paduthratha vida thoorathula irunthu santhoshapada veikrathu ....

(Source: Unnale Unnale)

Oru paiyan oru ponna pudichi irunthum love pannati enna karanam???

Kitte irunthu kasta padratha vidu thoora irunthu santhoshama escape aaayidrathu ....

(Source: Ennale Ennale :P)

Rules guys wish girls knew

This article was published on "The Hindu" last saturday... and after reading that I wish .. it could be published in my post too :D


* If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.

* Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

* Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

* Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

* Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really, you have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

* Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us beforehand.

* Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

* You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done — not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.

* We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say `nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle!

It was nice meeting you Mr. X

hmmm its going to be the end of the year... but guess what.. i have touched 100.

As on nandoo's records, today marks the 100th interview for the year....
Dont be surprised :D I was sitting on the other side as a Employer and not employee....

though there is much to write about the interviewing experience... i would try to list out a very few funny ones....

interviewing is ofcourse a pretty difficult job... you need to analyse ones attitude... technical capabability and the communication part as well... and most of the people screw up in either one or the other...... since i was a close friend of my Ex HR VP .. i learnt many tactics which is still helping me .. thanks Gadam!!!! (yeah tht is how I call him)

Okyee here is Nandoo's stuff....
Here comes a beautiful woman to the office carrying a file for the interview...... ennaku sollave vendam.. thala kaal puriyala... the whole office Jaws open :D
though the interview started with the as usual stuff... within the 3rd question i realised that she has come for a HR position where as I was looking for a technical support... ofcourse if I reveal it immediately then there is no fun... i kept talking for some time.. and she gave all those beautiful answers... and finally I said sorry mam... your profile do not suit our requirement.. were you informed that this is an opening for technical support executive.... avlo thaan.. ammaniku kovam pathikichu... then again cool down panren pervazhinu innum konjam neram kadala potutu... send off panni vechan... ;-)

There is another guy called Mr.Actually... chatter box.. the moment i ask him about something... he starts.. "Sir actually... this .. that actually... .. and when you see.. actually... actually.... actually... " avlo thaan en palakam enna vittu poguma.. i stopped listening to all the answers and started counting the number of "actually" . You know what actually he said 16 actually in one reply.... Not able to believe that right... :D

Now comes this Yes sir Okay sir... definitely sir... for each and every word he adds this Sir...
i dont know why... am not so respectable person in this world...

Question: Whats your day to day responsibilities in your current job?
Answer: Sir in our system sir... we have to maintain lot of procedures sir... sometimes sir.. there will be a bug sir... we will identify it sir and raise a change order sir.. and as usual sir.. we will code the patch sir and fix it sir.. and again move it production sir...


Next is Ms. Attitude.... the moment i asked about the reason for her job shift... she started scowling... and started abusing about her previous organization.. ellam correct ma.. oru interview la vanthu unnoda previous company pathi ipdi sollalama... atleast... oru level of decency vendama... avlo thaan.. the moment i said this... she started all over again.. thank god my HR manager interrupted in between... and luckily I escaped...


sometimes.. pavama irukkum... very good talented people.. but will not be able to communicate that well.. ofcourse.. we cant help it.. all I could say is ALL THE BEST with a heavy heart....
and there is another category... which i dont like... trying to create a decadence... avan fake nu avan moonjilaye eluthi otti irukkum... seriously i dont bother whether he is a genuine or fake as long as he is able to prove his skills... athu illama summa vanthu.. penathina... all i say is GOOD LUCK... dont play with me ;-) ethini pera parthu iruppen....


Puriyuthu... puriyuthu.. intha latchanathala interview panriyaanu thaane nenaikreenga...
as i told the screening process took atleast.. 100 people but i have only 15 out this 100 working with me right now...... such a Strenuous process.. it is...... but love it :D

Five Point Someone

Most of you know that there was this best seller selling around in the books shops called 5 point someone.... What not to do at IIT....

hmmm this book has been special to me... for i used it for a different purpose... (ennathukunu sollamaten.. neeyum keka koodathu)

hmmm if I had known about this book before... i wouldnt have become an loser.. haha Nandoo funny anyway....

Okyee coming back to business... after so many days .. approximately... hmmm still recollecting... hmmm sorry poor in mathematics... after X days... i took the book out from my bookshelf.... holding with all the guts to read that.. book....
i started around 11 PM yesterday night .. and comlpeted the book by 3:15 AM... time ponathe theriyala... good one of course...

Man I had high expectations about Alok, Hari and Ryan.... i expected somemore from an IIT..
but parava illa.. pasanga nallave padichi irukkanunga...

hmm enge HOD ku thaan oru super figure ponna illama pochu ;-) irunthu irunthaa... (okyee enough enough)

after reading the book.. me back to college days... once again...

First year sernthu 2 nd weekend.. we were framing syllabus for ragging the next set juniors...
and ofcourse enquiry la mattikitom...

There is this thing called P***** bullet... i am not sure how many of you know that....

(if you are still trying to figure out what p***** means.. forget it this one is not for you)

everytime my seniors ask me to drive this p***** bullet... i used to ride it with all the joy... they cant control laughing.... :D

aprom another unforgettable incident... was me caught all alone in an enquiry... very simple matter... Principal a ketta varthaiyala thititen... athu security kaathula vilunthuduchu.. same (P**********) matter than...


I was in 2nd year that time... security officer comes to the hostel mess waiting to catch hold of the guy.. who abused the mighty prinicpal last night... and then when i walked in.. the security was pointing fingers to me... :D (me quite surprised) hiiii naaanaaa..

I was taken in for a secret enquiry...

Principal room - Yenna sonna

Naan - (P********* ) giggling manasukulla.. Sir naan ethume sollala sir...

Principal - Yenda.. 200 students thangi irukkanga... unna mattum security point panni kootitu varan... nee ethachum panni iruppen unmaiyaa sollu...

Naan - ( Nera avan moonga paarkatha.. paartha siripu vanthudum)

Princi - Entha oooru..

Nandoo - Chennai

Princi - Appo kandippa nee ethachum panni iruppe.. unnmaiya sollu... or i will take severe actions..

Nandoo -(Chennai mela avlo nambikkaiya.. actula athu enge ooru ketta vaarthaiye kedaiyaathu.. athu erode maavattathai serntha oru varthua... unmaiya sonna thaanda nee severe action eduppe :P ) Sir sathiyama naan ethuvum sollala sir.. nethu nadantha placement /campus interview pathi thaan sir pesitu vanthom... )

OKyee... i think this was enough to recollect that conversation... however.. poor principal couldnt take any actions against me coz.... as a princi.. he cannot complain to my dept HOD stating that I abused him in public... and more over he is a velangatha vellakennai ( English la BUTTER)
so Nandoo escaped :D

another incident ... still controling my laughter... my HOD was entering the department.. and all the class was crazy.. all departments... me shouting... peter mama varar.. peter mama varar... peter mama varar... and there is a guy standing behind me right at the class entrance .. (None other than HOD hssssssssssssh) he is a gentle man.. sirichitu poyitar... that was another incident to add.. to this list....


Aprom my favourite... final semester ..place aanathuku aprom.. there was a unit test.. on some subject.. i dont even recollect the name of the subject ...
naan bony maps.. (yeah but we arent alok, hari,ryan)
we used sit in the back bench... but this time.. i was quite late for the class...... and by the time i reached the class.. Vaathi ulla vanthu.. question paper koduthutaan...

my holy back bench is filled with some other black sheeps... :( ennaku oru vaarthai kooda theriyaathu... there is o nly one last bench left in the class.. where our respected vaathi is waiting for me to enter the class... he called me and asked me to sit next to him :D

heehehe... nanum ponene.... poyi question paper vaangi parthen.. onume theriyala...
vaathi - watching me...
naan - heehehee.... :D sir...

vaathi - eluthu paaa..

naan - sirr... athu vanthu...

(naduvula... my besssstttt friends watching all the fun... )

naan - seriousaa margin varanjen.. question paperaa padichi paarthen.. naame eluthinen.. roll number eluthinen.. subject name eluthinen... ennaku therinjathu ellam eluthiten..
dei ithuku mela eluthrathuku onnyum ila.. and this bloddy vaathi is still sitting next to me watchin me atleast that i would answer one one word question)

Nandoo - will al the thaiyriyum.. sir naan examku padikala sir..
vaathi - padikala ??
nandoo - aama padikala
vaathi - yen padikala
nandoo - padikala sir.. sorry sir.. i dont want cheat you sitting in the class.
vaathi - comelets go out..
nandoo - smiling.. hehehe yes sir.

all my besssst friends.. asshole) - ennada achu ivanungu rendu perukum

we ( me and vaathi ) both went outside and started talking about some latest encryption techniques to be simulated in the matlab.. avlo thaan.. Exam dummeeel...

vaathi was so happy to listen all my explanations in matlab and simulink... very mpressed and i moved ion...




GB's Assignment - hahah . this is another funny incident.. whole class has submited the assignment to GB.. and we there .. naaan bony..maps + some more friends of our VSPARK N SIDE group was yet to finish it.. GB was in full agony... and called us for enquiry..

we said.. sir.. kadaisee naal of the semseter sir.. we will not be able to write all the questions sir..

GB - seripaa.oru 5 question aachu.. eluthi koduthutu ponga paa..

We - Sir athu vantuh....

GB - enna pa..

We - paarthu eluthrathuku assignment..

GB - thalila adichitu .. atho angeirukku ethutu po..

WE - haiya jolly.. (class kulla poyitu.. hey antha aaluku oru rendu sheet eluthina pothu.)


There is still so much to write .. hostel election... hostel robbery... 2nd year 3 rd year fight...
50 paisa illama naanum mapsum busla mattikitu hostel return aananthu..

I would say.. hostella padicha ellarkum... there would be this X point some experiecne.... all chetan did was narrated it well with some exxagerations.. and succecssfully published it to beceome a best seller.. Good job!!!

Pinnadi paarthu ottuyaa....

Rearview mirror... paathi peruku ithu vandila irukrathu pudikaathu.. but u know what ...its good to have this one in u r bike :D innaiku kaalila concorde motors signal lenthu left eduthu.. as usual officeku poyitu irunthen... sudden attraction.. oru scooty.. green chudi with yellow duppata... sema contrasting colour that made everyone to look at her... TN 22 k 1261 (NUMBER HAS BEEN CHANGED HERE)solla pona super figure.. avlo thaan ennoda vandi speed automatica 60 lenthu 40ku koranijidichu.. anna university varaikum avaluku theriyamalaye sight adichen epdi?? vera epdi namma rear view mirror.. athu varaikum she didnt notice much... signal vandi slow panna po.. naan pakrathu ava paarthuta.. Green light.. marupudiyum engal payanam thodarnthathu.. adyar flyover vantha odane.. manasukulla oru china varutham .. aandava.. ava nera poga koodathu.. en koodave left eduthudanum.. nenaicha mathihriye .. rendu perum kotturpuram roadla left turn eduthom.. now she speeded up.. sallnu munnadi poyitaa.. konja thooram pona odane.. partha she was lookin back on her rear view mirror... :-) wow!!! ithuku mela enna panrathu.. vandiya avaluku parallela otta arambichen.. steady traffic.. rendu peralayum athe speed maintain panna mudinjuthu.. athu varaikum summa ottina pona.. she started adjusting her hair... wipin her face.. (vandi ottum pothu ithellam thevaiyaa..) yeh.. nee romba azhaga irukke.... marupudiyum signal.. something very unusal happened now.. my local odometer was shows 143 kms run .. :D wht a coincidence
as usual rear view mirror thunai.. rosy lips chubby cheeks.. bubbly face.. oh sweety ... simplea oru chain.. helmet potu azhagai maraikaatha oru nalla panpaadu..avalukune senja mathiri oru scooty.. ipdi rasichite irukkum pothu..phaaaaaaam!!!!pinnadi vandi karan horn... ennanu paartha signal vizhuthuduchu.. marupudiyum rear view mirror start panna... ava romba pinnadi pona mathri oru feeling ...vandiya innum konjam slow pannen... marupudiyum correct ana distance .. ithu allavo pleasant ride.. :D ... am flying without wings :D .... nandanam centaoph road signal vanthathu.. :(she took a left turn ... and i had to go straight.. sweet heart I miss youuuuuuuu.... romba feelings oda watcha partha mani 9:25.kadavule innum 5 nimishathula officela irukanum... seri inimelachum nera paarthu ottuvomnu kelambiten...

Unmaiya sollatuma Poiy sollatuma (True Lies)

mani 10 innum officeku kelambala....

Unmaiya sollatuma - ada poda innaiku evan office porathu pesama veetulaye thoongalam... plus thuni vera thovaikanum :(

Poyi sollatuma - Hello , hey Ravi.. I wont be coming today to office.. I am not feeling well yaar.. could you just close those pending issues on behalf of me .. also let Frank know about my absence.. thanks yaar... call me if there is any high priority issues... ya ya sure i will take care.. thanks buddy :D

canteenla kadalai .....phone adikuthu....

unmaiya sollatuma - innerathuku evan da call panrathu... aiyoo ivanuku vera polape illa...cut the calll....

Poyi sollatuma - Call you later am in a meeting :D

unga US trip ellam epdi irunthuchu.....

unmaiya sollatuma - appada eppo da inge varuvenu aaiyidichu.. ange potu bend nimithitaangaa...oooraa athu karumam..

poyi sollatuma - actually US was a pretty cool place.. when i was in NY..it used to be loadz of fun...we visited hollywood...disneyland...some beaches... and it was gr8 u know...

6th december deliverable .... ipo status meeting ...

unmaiya sollatuma - antha module enna panathunu ennake theriyala.... etho google lenthu code eduthu poten ..athu ennamo oduthu.. eppo vedikumo???

poyi sollatuma - i guess the code should roll out by this weekend...and our guys are doing the dry run extensively ... and it seems to be ok... nyways lets wait till the dry run gets complete..


intha puthu dress epdi irukku -figure ....

unmaiya sollatuma - ungaluku mattum engethudiiii kedaikuthu.. intha mathiri chingu chaan chingu chaannu dresss... :( enna color da ithu saaaami...

poyi sollatuma - hey u look gorgoeous... especially this ear ring suits this dress very much... nice dressing sense.. where did u buy it?????

full traffic...pakathuleye santro xing... vandi lesa touching ...bang !!!!

unmaiya sollatuma - aiyaiyoo dokku ulunthriche... vudu joot... matnom sangu aruthuruvaan ..mothala break tight pannanum ...

poyi sollatuma - enyaaa ipidi leftla thaan overtake panniviyaa... car vaangina pothathu.. olunga ottanum... naan paatuku horn adichite irukken nee vanthu ulla nulaikure... olunga veedu poyi seru ...


ethuku intha article eluthinen...

unmaiya sollatuma - ippo ennaku ethum mukkiyamana velai illa... innum theliva sollanumnaa.. naan vetttttiiiiiiiii ;-)

poyi sollatuma - i have this flair for writing .. and i love creating some posts like this... have a nice time guys....