Friday, June 01, 2007

Helmet

Intha govermentku vera velaya kedayathaa...

Innailenthu helmet compulsoryaam... even kettan ithella.. oorula nallathu pannavendiyathu evalo irukku atha vitutu...

There are lot of disadvantages because of this compulsion... See let me list one by one

1. Guys may not be able to see the figure face who are riding scooty,tooty...
2. The concept of full speed bike romance is doomed if both guy & gal wears helmet :(
3. One person may not be able get a lift on the way to office or home. He/She has to carry a helment if they need a lift
4. Vayasana paati/thaatha paavam very difficult to wear helmet and sit at the back (see i am not only concerned about figures)
5. Aiyoo the main part, aunties dont look good with Saree and Helmet... chaa :(
6. Going triples is not possible because heads will collide if all 3 wear helmet and sit so close together

Other proven medical disadvantages
1. Thala kanam pudichavangaloda thala kanam innum eridum :D
2. Sotta thala will become more sotta thala, every time they wear and remove micham irukura moonu masurum pichikum
3. Neck pain will be caused (that neck/spine joint bone) if the helmet is heavy and the road is full of bumps.. (this atleast is true)


Innovations required

People wearing glasses should be easily wear helmet without removing glass, probably the wizer mirror should be available with various eye power so no need to wear glass

There should be a wiper in the wizer so that people dont have to manually wipe the wizer in case of rain

Helmets should have inbuilt headphones and a provision for connectiving the stereo RC jack, so that one doesnt have to wear head phones and then wear helmet (Caution: Do not listen to music when driving)

hmmm will update this post as and when people report more problems

3 comments:

Heidi Kris said...

best post i have ever read in ur blog :P. Enaku vandi pathale erichala varadhu :(( I hate to wear Helmets.. nalla hairstyle lam kalanju poidum :((

Raz said...

this is rocking! nan sollanum ninachen! nee sollite

Heidi Kris said...

mukiyamana problem.. yarukavadu thalaila pean or podugu irundhu .. suddena vandi otache aricha..:O gaali.. nirithi lam soriyaradhu maha kashtam!