Five Point Someone

Most of you know that there was this best seller selling around in the books shops called 5 point someone.... What not to do at IIT....

hmmm this book has been special to me... for i used it for a different purpose... (ennathukunu sollamaten.. neeyum keka koodathu)

hmmm if I had known about this book before... i wouldnt have become an loser.. haha Nandoo funny anyway....

Okyee coming back to business... after so many days .. approximately... hmmm still recollecting... hmmm sorry poor in mathematics... after X days... i took the book out from my bookshelf.... holding with all the guts to read that.. book....
i started around 11 PM yesterday night .. and comlpeted the book by 3:15 AM... time ponathe theriyala... good one of course...

Man I had high expectations about Alok, Hari and Ryan.... i expected somemore from an IIT..
but parava illa.. pasanga nallave padichi irukkanunga...

hmm enge HOD ku thaan oru super figure ponna illama pochu ;-) irunthu irunthaa... (okyee enough enough)

after reading the book.. me back to college days... once again...

First year sernthu 2 nd weekend.. we were framing syllabus for ragging the next set juniors...
and ofcourse enquiry la mattikitom...

There is this thing called P***** bullet... i am not sure how many of you know that....

(if you are still trying to figure out what p***** means.. forget it this one is not for you)

everytime my seniors ask me to drive this p***** bullet... i used to ride it with all the joy... they cant control laughing.... :D

aprom another unforgettable incident... was me caught all alone in an enquiry... very simple matter... Principal a ketta varthaiyala thititen... athu security kaathula vilunthuduchu.. same (P**********) matter than...


I was in 2nd year that time... security officer comes to the hostel mess waiting to catch hold of the guy.. who abused the mighty prinicpal last night... and then when i walked in.. the security was pointing fingers to me... :D (me quite surprised) hiiii naaanaaa..

I was taken in for a secret enquiry...

Principal room - Yenna sonna

Naan - (P********* ) giggling manasukulla.. Sir naan ethume sollala sir...

Principal - Yenda.. 200 students thangi irukkanga... unna mattum security point panni kootitu varan... nee ethachum panni iruppen unmaiyaa sollu...

Naan - ( Nera avan moonga paarkatha.. paartha siripu vanthudum)

Princi - Entha oooru..

Nandoo - Chennai

Princi - Appo kandippa nee ethachum panni iruppe.. unnmaiya sollu... or i will take severe actions..

Nandoo -(Chennai mela avlo nambikkaiya.. actula athu enge ooru ketta vaarthaiye kedaiyaathu.. athu erode maavattathai serntha oru varthua... unmaiya sonna thaanda nee severe action eduppe :P ) Sir sathiyama naan ethuvum sollala sir.. nethu nadantha placement /campus interview pathi thaan sir pesitu vanthom... )

OKyee... i think this was enough to recollect that conversation... however.. poor principal couldnt take any actions against me coz.... as a princi.. he cannot complain to my dept HOD stating that I abused him in public... and more over he is a velangatha vellakennai ( English la BUTTER)
so Nandoo escaped :D

another incident ... still controling my laughter... my HOD was entering the department.. and all the class was crazy.. all departments... me shouting... peter mama varar.. peter mama varar... peter mama varar... and there is a guy standing behind me right at the class entrance .. (None other than HOD hssssssssssssh) he is a gentle man.. sirichitu poyitar... that was another incident to add.. to this list....


Aprom my favourite... final semester ..place aanathuku aprom.. there was a unit test.. on some subject.. i dont even recollect the name of the subject ...
naan bony maps.. (yeah but we arent alok, hari,ryan)
we used sit in the back bench... but this time.. i was quite late for the class...... and by the time i reached the class.. Vaathi ulla vanthu.. question paper koduthutaan...

my holy back bench is filled with some other black sheeps... :( ennaku oru vaarthai kooda theriyaathu... there is o nly one last bench left in the class.. where our respected vaathi is waiting for me to enter the class... he called me and asked me to sit next to him :D

heehehe... nanum ponene.... poyi question paper vaangi parthen.. onume theriyala...
vaathi - watching me...
naan - heehehee.... :D sir...

vaathi - eluthu paaa..

naan - sirr... athu vanthu...

(naduvula... my besssstttt friends watching all the fun... )

naan - seriousaa margin varanjen.. question paperaa padichi paarthen.. naame eluthinen.. roll number eluthinen.. subject name eluthinen... ennaku therinjathu ellam eluthiten..
dei ithuku mela eluthrathuku onnyum ila.. and this bloddy vaathi is still sitting next to me watchin me atleast that i would answer one one word question)

Nandoo - will al the thaiyriyum.. sir naan examku padikala sir..
vaathi - padikala ??
nandoo - aama padikala
vaathi - yen padikala
nandoo - padikala sir.. sorry sir.. i dont want cheat you sitting in the class.
vaathi - comelets go out..
nandoo - smiling.. hehehe yes sir.

all my besssst friends.. asshole) - ennada achu ivanungu rendu perukum

we ( me and vaathi ) both went outside and started talking about some latest encryption techniques to be simulated in the matlab.. avlo thaan.. Exam dummeeel...

vaathi was so happy to listen all my explanations in matlab and simulink... very mpressed and i moved ion...




GB's Assignment - hahah . this is another funny incident.. whole class has submited the assignment to GB.. and we there .. naaan bony..maps + some more friends of our VSPARK N SIDE group was yet to finish it.. GB was in full agony... and called us for enquiry..

we said.. sir.. kadaisee naal of the semseter sir.. we will not be able to write all the questions sir..

GB - seripaa.oru 5 question aachu.. eluthi koduthutu ponga paa..

We - Sir athu vantuh....

GB - enna pa..

We - paarthu eluthrathuku assignment..

GB - thalila adichitu .. atho angeirukku ethutu po..

WE - haiya jolly.. (class kulla poyitu.. hey antha aaluku oru rendu sheet eluthina pothu.)


There is still so much to write .. hostel election... hostel robbery... 2nd year 3 rd year fight...
50 paisa illama naanum mapsum busla mattikitu hostel return aananthu..

I would say.. hostella padicha ellarkum... there would be this X point some experiecne.... all chetan did was narrated it well with some exxagerations.. and succecssfully published it to beceome a best seller.. Good job!!!